Without getting too much into detail let me preface this by stating I am for gay people's right to be gay and they should be able to get married. They are born gay that's who they are let them be happy. Which brings me to Adam Lambert.
Adam Lambert......I mean wow bro, I think it's cool you came out of the closet and everything but holy Jesus your debut album cover might be the gayest thing in the history of human civilization. Future archaeologists will uncover this picture thousands of years in the future and deduce this was the dawn of homosexuality. I think if your album cover was a picture of you nude on all fours, wearing a spiked collar while getting jack hammered at both ends of the Holland Tunnel by two guys dressed as construction workers.....that would be way less gay than then the one pictured. Gay Aiken thinks this album is too gay....Boy George thinks you should turn it down a notch.
I would like to lay out a challenge to any red blooded American male (that likes girls) to march into Best Buy when the album is released, plop it down on the counter face up and declare ..."Yes I am buying this album how do you like that? " I am swiping my card, I'm walking up to the big goon at the door who makes sure you don't steal shit.....he's going to ask to check my receipt and I'm going pull out the album and say......"That's right man I bought Adam Lambert's debut album For Your Entertainment....I enjoy his music, I'm secure in my masculinity so up yours if you make fun of me for buying this."
"I bought a copy too man" the door goon who makes sure you don't steal shit would say. "It's all good, man......enjoy this album and its music and have a nice day."
Hey door man would you really buy a copy of that album? That's pretty cool of you to say that to the guy that does choose to buy it.
"Hell no bro I was just making that shit up to sound like a nice guy for my job as a goon who just stands here and annoyingly asks to check your receipts to make sure you don't steal shit. If for some act of God I had to buy that album.....say my girl was kidnapped and the kidnapper said the only way to get her back was to buy Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment..... I'd download that shit in a rented hotel room on iTunes wearing a goalie mask with the door locked and the blinds covering the windows. How is that for an answer?"
I think you pretty much summed it up for everybody....well said door goon who makes sure you don't steal shit and annoyingly asks for your receipt.
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